Not "sold out" like the Stones during the Windows 95 launch, or Dennis Hopper with those blasted Ameriprise commercials, or Led Zeppelin selling Cadillacs, mind you. There are just no longer tickets available for his event here at the CLS on the 11th. Sorry, Charlie, should have RSVP'ed sooner.
"Sorry, Charlie" copyright StarKist Co.
Mmm... StarKist Tuna, the official tuna of the Charleston Library Society. Buy some, today!